Victory Lap Canceled: Measles Decides Lubbock is Too Cozy to Leave
Well, that was a fun three weeks of pretending we lived in the 21st century,…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 24, 2026
Chancellor Creighton Discovers the Best Way to Lead Lubbock is From 300 Miles Away
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever spent a Tuesday in…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 24, 2026
Texas Tech Achieves National Top 5 Status in ‘Most Likely to be Ignored by Their Own Bosses’
Well, break out the Dr. Thunder and some overpriced tapas, because Texas Tech is finally…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 24, 2026
Local Teen Discovers the Magical Power of Emails (And Definitely Not the Fact That Crockett’s Campaign Fund is Running on Fumes)
In a heartwarming tale of small-town wide-eyed innocence, 15-year-old Brooklyn of Lubbock is convinced that…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 24, 2026
Congrats, West Texas: We Finally Realized Infrastructure Actually Matters
Two years after the Smokehouse Creek Fire turned a million acres into a charcoal briquette,…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 24, 2026
Drive 60 Miles or Die Trying: The West Texas Rural Healthcare Hunger Games
Well, pack your bags and grab a roadside burrito, because if you live in Floyd…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 24, 2026
New Home ISD Rebrands “Inclusion” as a 60-Mile Daily Commute to Somewhere Else
New Home ISD has officially decided that its Special Education students are more like cargo…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 23, 2026
Lubbock Logic: Why Dying for ‘Freedom’ is the Ultimate 806 Power Move
In a move that will surely shock the three people in this city who actually…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 23, 2026
Smell That? It’s the Scent of Economic Despair (and Significantly Less Manure)
In a blow to anyone who considers "industrial cow bathroom" a top-tier olfactory experience, Lubbock…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 23, 2026
Rawls College of Business Adds “Fentanyl Distribution” to the Curriculum
Leave it to Lubbock to turn Breaking Bad into a boring faculty meeting. While most…
lubbock-sucksFebruary 20, 2026