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    LISD to Students: “Stop Worrying About Deportation and Get Back to Algebra” News

    LISD to Students: “Stop Worrying About Deportation and Get Back to Algebra”

    Lubbock ISD, in its infinite wisdom and boundless empathy, has decided that the biggest threat…
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    New housing development in Lubbock as city council eliminates impact fees, sparking debate over funding for road construction.
    The Brick Trailer Park: An Autopsy of the Hub City’s Soul News

    The Brick Trailer Park: An Autopsy of the Hub City’s Soul

    If you have ever driven down Slide Road at 5:15 PM, dodging a lifted Ford…
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    An aerial view of Camp East Montana at Fort Bliss, showing a massive complex of long, white industrial tents surrounded by dirt and security fencing. This "hastily built" 5,000-bed facility in El Paso is currently housing over 3,000 detainees amidst reports of medical neglect, tuberculosis outbreaks, and sewage issues.
    Only a Few Hours From Lubbock: The Tent-City Concentration Camps You’re Paying For News

    Only a Few Hours From Lubbock: The Tent-City Concentration Camps You’re Paying For

    If you thought the "Hub City" was isolated, take a five-hour drive down to El…
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    The exterior of the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Lubbock, Texas, showing its brick facade and logo above the entrance.
    Alamo Drafthouse Joins the Growing List of Places You Can’t Go Anymore News

    Alamo Drafthouse Joins the Growing List of Places You Can’t Go Anymore

    In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has tracked the "Lubbock Curse" of…
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    lubbock-sucksFebruary 9, 2026
    A group of approximately 25 community members, including representatives from the NAACP and the Lubbock Coalition of Black Democrats, stand together in a wood-paneled room for a press conference supporting student DeTayevion Lang.
    Lubbock-Cooper Senior Learns the Hard Way That “Complexity” is Code for “We’re On Lunch Break” News

    Lubbock-Cooper Senior Learns the Hard Way That “Complexity” is Code for “We’re On Lunch Break”

    Lubbock-Cooper High School senior DeTayevion “Taye” Lang—a 17-year-old Black student with a straight-A average—is currently…
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    lubbock-sucksFebruary 9, 2026
    A collage of four images showing severe maintenance issues in a Texas Tech building, including thick white mold growing on wooden structures, water-damaged ceiling tiles with brown staining, and a ventilation grate heavily clogged with dark dust and grime.
    Breathe Deep, Raiders: Tech’s Vents Are Growing a Science Experiment You Didn’t Sign Up For News

    Breathe Deep, Raiders: Tech’s Vents Are Growing a Science Experiment You Didn’t Sign Up For

    Texas Tech has finally found a way to make its aging infrastructure interactive. According to…
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    lubbock-sucksFebruary 9, 2026
    A collage of five mugshots featuring the defendants of a Lubbock drug-trafficking ring, including Adam Baber, Jessica Clauson, Sean Burns, Charles Srnek, and Kiyle Jackson, against grey and white jail backgrounds.
    Setting Sail on the “Yachts” of Lubbock: Drug Ring Gets a 20-Year Vacancy News

    Setting Sail on the “Yachts” of Lubbock: Drug Ring Gets a 20-Year Vacancy

    Welcome to the Hub City, where the only thing flatter than the horizon is the…
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    Austin Hughes, owner of Thunder Sun Homes, smiling in a suit while standing against a brick wall in Lubbock, Texas.
    Landlord Forgets to Pay the Bill, City Tries to Freeze Residents for ‘Legal Reasons’ News

    Landlord Forgets to Pay the Bill, City Tries to Freeze Residents for ‘Legal Reasons’

    In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one familiar with North Lubbock real estate,…
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    A mugshot of Charles Deeundray Green, who was arrested in Lubbock, Texas, on February 2, 2026, for multiple charges including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He is wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a dark shirt.
    Lubbock’s Most Persistent Ex-Boyfriend Earns a $35k ‘Get Out of Jail Promptly’ Card News

    Lubbock’s Most Persistent Ex-Boyfriend Earns a $35k ‘Get Out of Jail Promptly’ Card

    In a city where the most exciting thing to do is usually watching a tumbleweed…
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    lubbock-sucksFebruary 5, 2026
    A close-up view of several tan-colored oil pumpjacks operating at a well site in Midland, Texas, against a clear blue sky.
    Federal Judge Tells Texas to Stop Throwing a Temper Tantrum Over Fossil Fuels News

    Federal Judge Tells Texas to Stop Throwing a Temper Tantrum Over Fossil Fuels

    In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one with a law degree, a federal…
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    • Alamo Drafthouse Joins the Growing List of Places You Can’t Go Anymore
    • Lubbock-Cooper Senior Learns the Hard Way That “Complexity” is Code for “We’re On Lunch Break”

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