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    Mugshot of Adrian James Washington, III, who was federally indicted in Lubbock for unlawful possession of a machine gun, layered over a photo of the Lubbock County Detention Center.
    Lubbock: Where Your Glock Can Be Anything If You Believe (And Have a Federal Indictment) News

    Lubbock: Where Your Glock Can Be Anything If You Believe (And Have a Federal Indictment)

    Ah, Lubbock. The "Hub City." The place where the wind blows 60 mph, the dirt…
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    A mugshot of Jeremiah Guerrero, 27, who faces a Deadly Conduct charge in Lubbock. He is shown from the chest up against a gray background with horizontal black lines, with visible staples or stitches on the left side of his forehead.
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    The ‘Jason’ Mask Stays On During the Accidental Lobotomy

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    A booking photo of 17-year-old Nicholas Malachi Vecchio, featuring a young male with long, dark hair against a standard grey height-marker background.
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    Local Teen Invents New ‘Customer Service’ Strategy: Home Invasions and Instagram Threats

    Well, Lubbock, it looks like our youth are finally taking initiative. Nicholas Malachi Vecchio, a…
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    Lubbock ISD building sign with Texas and American flags flying in the background under a blue sky.
    LISD to Students: “Stop Worrying About Deportation and Get Back to Algebra” News

    LISD to Students: “Stop Worrying About Deportation and Get Back to Algebra”

    Lubbock ISD, in its infinite wisdom and boundless empathy, has decided that the biggest threat…
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    New housing development in Lubbock as city council eliminates impact fees, sparking debate over funding for road construction.
    The Brick Trailer Park: An Autopsy of the Hub City’s Soul News

    The Brick Trailer Park: An Autopsy of the Hub City’s Soul

    If you have ever driven down Slide Road at 5:15 PM, dodging a lifted Ford…
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    An aerial view of Camp East Montana at Fort Bliss, showing a massive complex of long, white industrial tents surrounded by dirt and security fencing. This "hastily built" 5,000-bed facility in El Paso is currently housing over 3,000 detainees amidst reports of medical neglect, tuberculosis outbreaks, and sewage issues.
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    Only a Few Hours From Lubbock: The Tent-City Concentration Camps You’re Paying For

    If you thought the "Hub City" was isolated, take a five-hour drive down to El…
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    The exterior of the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Lubbock, Texas, showing its brick facade and logo above the entrance.
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    Alamo Drafthouse Joins the Growing List of Places You Can’t Go Anymore

    In a move that surprised absolutely no one who has tracked the "Lubbock Curse" of…
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    A group of approximately 25 community members, including representatives from the NAACP and the Lubbock Coalition of Black Democrats, stand together in a wood-paneled room for a press conference supporting student DeTayevion Lang.
    Lubbock-Cooper Senior Learns the Hard Way That “Complexity” is Code for “We’re On Lunch Break” News

    Lubbock-Cooper Senior Learns the Hard Way That “Complexity” is Code for “We’re On Lunch Break”

    Lubbock-Cooper High School senior DeTayevion “Taye” Lang—a 17-year-old Black student with a straight-A average—is currently…
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    A collage of four images showing severe maintenance issues in a Texas Tech building, including thick white mold growing on wooden structures, water-damaged ceiling tiles with brown staining, and a ventilation grate heavily clogged with dark dust and grime.
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    Breathe Deep, Raiders: Tech’s Vents Are Growing a Science Experiment You Didn’t Sign Up For

    Texas Tech has finally found a way to make its aging infrastructure interactive. According to…
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    A collage of five mugshots featuring the defendants of a Lubbock drug-trafficking ring, including Adam Baber, Jessica Clauson, Sean Burns, Charles Srnek, and Kiyle Jackson, against grey and white jail backgrounds.
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    Setting Sail on the “Yachts” of Lubbock: Drug Ring Gets a 20-Year Vacancy

    Welcome to the Hub City, where the only thing flatter than the horizon is the…
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