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    A collage of five mugshots featuring the defendants of a Lubbock drug-trafficking ring, including Adam Baber, Jessica Clauson, Sean Burns, Charles Srnek, and Kiyle Jackson, against grey and white jail backgrounds.
    Setting Sail on the “Yachts” of Lubbock: Drug Ring Gets a 20-Year Vacancy News

    Setting Sail on the “Yachts” of Lubbock: Drug Ring Gets a 20-Year Vacancy

    Welcome to the Hub City, where the only thing flatter than the horizon is the…
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    Austin Hughes, owner of Thunder Sun Homes, smiling in a suit while standing against a brick wall in Lubbock, Texas.
    Landlord Forgets to Pay the Bill, City Tries to Freeze Residents for ‘Legal Reasons’ News

    Landlord Forgets to Pay the Bill, City Tries to Freeze Residents for ‘Legal Reasons’

    In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one familiar with North Lubbock real estate,…
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    A mugshot of Charles Deeundray Green, who was arrested in Lubbock, Texas, on February 2, 2026, for multiple charges including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He is wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a dark shirt.
    Lubbock’s Most Persistent Ex-Boyfriend Earns a $35k ‘Get Out of Jail Promptly’ Card News

    Lubbock’s Most Persistent Ex-Boyfriend Earns a $35k ‘Get Out of Jail Promptly’ Card

    In a city where the most exciting thing to do is usually watching a tumbleweed…
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    A close-up view of several tan-colored oil pumpjacks operating at a well site in Midland, Texas, against a clear blue sky.
    Federal Judge Tells Texas to Stop Throwing a Temper Tantrum Over Fossil Fuels News

    Federal Judge Tells Texas to Stop Throwing a Temper Tantrum Over Fossil Fuels

    In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one with a law degree, a federal…
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    A female teacher sits in a chair reading a book to a diverse group of elementary students seated on a colorful solar system rug in a classroom. A projector screen behind her displays "Read Aloud Expectations," including "Eyes on the teacher," "Heads up," and "Voices off."
    Texas Finally Launches the ‘Public School Hunger Games’—May the Vouchers Be Ever in Your Wealthy Favor News

    Texas Finally Launches the ‘Public School Hunger Games’—May the Vouchers Be Ever in Your Wealthy Favor

    Pack your bags, kids! We’re heading to the promised land of private education, provided your…
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    A large group of students at Memorial High School in San Antonio walking out of the building in protest. Several students are holding handmade signs with messages such as "No Decent Human Has a Heart Made of ICE" and "Gritamos por los que no pueden!" while one student prominently displays a Mexican flag.
    TEA to Schools: Keep the Kids in Their Desks or We’re Taking the Keys News

    TEA to Schools: Keep the Kids in Their Desks or We’re Taking the Keys

    Well, pack it up, kids. Our fearless leaders in Austin have decided that the most…
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    Texas Tech Chancellor Brandon Creighton, wearing a blue blazer and light blue checkered shirt, speaks at a podium during a Turning Point USA event. A white backdrop with the Turning Point USA logo is visible behind him.
    Tech Students Play Fun New Game of “Redact the Syllabus” as Chancellor Creighton Fixes Problems That Didn’t Exist News

    Tech Students Play Fun New Game of “Redact the Syllabus” as Chancellor Creighton Fixes Problems That Didn’t Exist

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    City of Lubbock and CRMWA personnel wearing protective gear and using heavy equipment to remove and bury dead geese at the North Water Treatment Plant.
    The Water Treatment Plant: Now Serving Goose Gravy? News

    The Water Treatment Plant: Now Serving Goose Gravy?

    In a move that’s definitely not a scene from a low-budget horror movie, the City…
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    Texas Tech University administration building with “Tech Thrive” banner in foreground on a sunny day in Lubbock, Texas.
    Tech Health Sciences Center Discovers “Open Inquiry” Is Bad for the Brand (And the Budget) News

    Tech Health Sciences Center Discovers “Open Inquiry” Is Bad for the Brand (And the Budget)

    In a shocking display of spine-strength usually reserved for overcooked spaghetti, the Texas Tech University…
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    Statue of a cowboy tipping his hat in front of the Texas State Capitol dome in Austin.
    Hell Freezes Over in Fort Worth: Can Someone Check the Temperature in Lubbock? News

    Hell Freezes Over in Fort Worth: Can Someone Check the Temperature in Lubbock?

    In a turn of events that has local GOP chairs clutching their pearls and checking…
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    • Setting Sail on the “Yachts” of Lubbock: Drug Ring Gets a 20-Year Vacancy
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    • Lubbock’s Most Persistent Ex-Boyfriend Earns a $35k ‘Get Out of Jail Promptly’ Card
    • Federal Judge Tells Texas to Stop Throwing a Temper Tantrum Over Fossil Fuels
    • Texas Finally Launches the ‘Public School Hunger Games’—May the Vouchers Be Ever in Your Wealthy Favor

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