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    Anti-abortion activist Mark Lee Dickson in his signature 'youth pastor' aesthetic—a backward black baseball cap and light suit—preaching the gospel of private-enforcement lawsuits.
    How Mark Lee Dickson Turned Lubbock Into a Laboratory for 19th-Century Laws News

    How Mark Lee Dickson Turned Lubbock Into a Laboratory for 19th-Century Laws

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    Governor Greg Abbott sits at a table flanked by Speaker Dustin Burrows, Senator Charles Perry, and other officials during a press conference in front of U.S. and Texas flags.
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    Texas Tech Gets $149 Million to Save the World From the Apocalypse

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    Texas Tech University administration building with “Tech Thrive” banner in foreground on a sunny day in Lubbock, Texas.
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    Texas Tech Med: Where Doctors Learn Everything (Except the Stuff That Makes Mark Lee Dickson Sad)

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    CBS Decides One Texan on TV is Already One Too Many

    In a move that surprises absolutely no one who has ever tried to get a…
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    A close-up of a brown and white cow in a dry West Texas field, representing the record-low national cattle inventory.
    Beef: It’s What’s For Dinner (If You Just Cashed Your 401k) News

    Beef: It’s What’s For Dinner (If You Just Cashed Your 401k)

    Welcome to 2026, where the "Hub City" is learning that being the center of the…
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    Texas Governor Greg Abbott speaks into a microphone and gestures during a press event discussing his property tax proposals.
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    Texas Sets Record for Families Desperate to Escape the Schools We Refuse to Fund

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    Mugshot of Kaitlin Garcia, looking remarkably calm for someone recently indicted for allegedly turning a Lubbock child exchange into a high-stakes standoff on University Avenue.
    University Avenue: Where “Child Exchange” is Just a Suggestion for a Felony News

    University Avenue: Where “Child Exchange” is Just a Suggestion for a Felony

    Because nothing says "healthy co-parenting" like a cocked pistol on University Avenue, 25-year-old Kaitlin Garcia…
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    Don Huffines sitting at a polished wooden table between a Russian flag and a US flag, looking remarkably like a man who just realized he's being photographed at the exact place his "America First" base would find most confusing.
    Budget Watchdog or Secret Landlord of Sin? Don Huffines Buys the Epstein Ranch (For the “Victims,” Obviously) News

    Budget Watchdog or Secret Landlord of Sin? Don Huffines Buys the Epstein Ranch (For the “Victims,” Obviously)

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    Everything’s Bigger in Texas, Except Your Paycheck

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    Mugshot of Adrian James Washington, III, who was federally indicted in Lubbock for unlawful possession of a machine gun, layered over a photo of the Lubbock County Detention Center.
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    Lubbock: Where Your Glock Can Be Anything If You Believe (And Have a Federal Indictment)

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