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    Statue of a cowboy tipping his hat in front of the Texas State Capitol dome in Austin.
    Hell Freezes Over in Fort Worth: Can Someone Check the Temperature in Lubbock? News

    Hell Freezes Over in Fort Worth: Can Someone Check the Temperature in Lubbock?

    In a turn of events that has local GOP chairs clutching their pearls and checking…
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    lubbock-sucksFebruary 2, 2026
    A diverse group of elementary students in a Texas classroom interacting at tables while a teacher in a black shirt leans over to assist a student with instructional materials.
    Jesus, Take the Red Pen: Texas Education Agency Finds 4,200 ‘Oopsies’ in Bible-Heavy Curriculum News

    Jesus, Take the Red Pen: Texas Education Agency Finds 4,200 ‘Oopsies’ in Bible-Heavy Curriculum

    Well, folks, it turns out that when you’re busy trying to turn Texas elementary schools…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 31, 2026
    A grid of 19 mugshots featuring individuals arrested during a month-long multi-agency human trafficking operation in Lubbock, Texas. The individuals include Daniel Forgione, Son Hoang Tran, Diego Arrendondo, Francisco Romero, Ray Herrera, Samuel Wing, Gabor Plosz, Oluwaseye Oyetade, Angel Contreras-Fuentes, Justin Mathis, William Terrell, Veronica Chavez, Griselda Chavira, Jason Rachels, Wesley Walker, Jeffrey McClanahan, Tsamarte Ryan, Jamil Willis, Fu Gao, and Biwu Liu.
    Hub City Hospitality: Where the ‘Service Industry’ Takes on a Whole New Meaning News

    Hub City Hospitality: Where the ‘Service Industry’ Takes on a Whole New Meaning

    Well, pack it up, everyone. National Human Trafficking Awareness Month is officially over, and the…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 30, 2026
    Mugshot of Christian Castro, 30, following his 12-year federal prison sentence for methamphetamine distribution in Lubbock, Texas.
    Lubbock’s Favorite Informant/Entrepreneur Snags 12 Years of Government-Funded Housing News

    Lubbock’s Favorite Informant/Entrepreneur Snags 12 Years of Government-Funded Housing

    Lubbock’s own Christian Castro—a man who treats the local judicial system like a frequent flyer…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 30, 2026
    A booking photo of 70-year-old Raymundo Almaraz, wearing a black garment against a grey background with horizontal lines.
    TruFit, True Terror, and the ‘Pastor’ Who Forgot the Commandment About Restraint News

    TruFit, True Terror, and the ‘Pastor’ Who Forgot the Commandment About Restraint

    Well, Lubbock, it’s 2026 and we finally have an update on the nightmare that happened…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 30, 2026
    Mugshot-style image of Johnny Bermea Jr., who pleaded guilty in connection with the deadly Easter Sunday shooting in Lubbock, Texas, with emergency vehicles in the background.
    Easter Egg Hunt, Gunfight Edition: Two Dead, Kids Nearby, and the Shooter Gets Deferred Adjudication News

    Easter Egg Hunt, Gunfight Edition: Two Dead, Kids Nearby, and the Shooter Gets Deferred Adjudication

    In the latest installment of Only in Lubbock, a deadly Easter Sunday shootout that left…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 30, 2026
    Mugshots of two individuals arrested in a Lubbock prostitution investigation, shown side by side against a booking backdrop.
    Hot & Juicy, Cold Cash: Lubbock Discovers “Seafood” Was Apparently a Side Hustle News

    Hot & Juicy, Cold Cash: Lubbock Discovers “Seafood” Was Apparently a Side Hustle

    Lubbock police have arrested Biwu Liu—owner of Hot & Juicy Seafood—and Fu Gao on charges…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 29, 2026
    Lubbock ISD building sign with Texas and American flags flying in the background under a blue sky.
    LISD Invents a Spreadsheet to Decide Which Schools Live, While the State Sharpens the Axe News

    LISD Invents a Spreadsheet to Decide Which Schools Live, While the State Sharpens the Axe

    Lubbock ISD has unveiled its shiny new District Optimization Framework, a very official-sounding checklist to…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 27, 2026
    A large flock of white geese flying together across a cloudy sky, illustrating migratory birds linked to recent avian flu concerns in Lubbock.
    Geese Are Falling From the Sky, but Don’t Worry—The City Posted on Facebook Two Weeks Ago News

    Geese Are Falling From the Sky, but Don’t Worry—The City Posted on Facebook Two Weeks Ago

    Apparently, Lubbock has entered its Bird Flu, But Make It Vague era. While sick geese…
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    lubbock-sucksJanuary 26, 2026
    Mugshot of Lubbock man Ynez Spencer sentenced to 50 years in prison for arson and domestic assault related to a 2022 attack near 106th Street and Elgin.
    Local “Actor” Gets 50 Years for Arson, Assault, and Setting a Woman on Fire—Method Acting Gone Horrifically Wrong News

    Local “Actor” Gets 50 Years for Arson, Assault, and Setting a Woman on Fire—Method Acting Gone Horrifically Wrong

    In a story that is grim even by Lubbock standards, Ynez Spencer was sentenced this…
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